Just let it flow ! = Blieb Loka alda !

You have beautiful eyes = Do hast vvvUnderSchunner au-ghin.

Wine red/white = Rot / Why's whine

Transport ticket = Fart carta.

Toe nail clippers = Fuss naggle knippSa.

Tea pot =The kanna. Shoe string = Shu bendel.

Sweetheart = Shots. Shots = Schnnaappss.

Pen and paper = Kuggal schriber und paper.

Nurses = Krankens hvwestern. Meat =Flesh.

Watch out there is a huge frog about to land on your head! = Pass auf es weird glycHh ein grosser Frosh auf dinem koph landen!

Please may I fondle your buttocks? = Durfde icch ear hintA tile knitten' ?

Make me a nice price = Mach meaR'nen korreckten prize.

Life goes on = Des laben gait whiter. I'm lost = I'k bin g-fiked.

I'm having a heart attack = I'k krik lik'n' heartz-n-fucked. I'll have one of those = I'k vill E'ns von daym

How much you want for him/her/it ? = Ve feels vills do fur ein/zee/esss

How do you do Madam? = All iz klaR Sha.sein. Horse shoe = Huff-eizen

Help yourself = Be dean Dick. Help me = Hell f meir.

Have you washed your hands? = Hass do dyner handy gee washen?

Cool, very cool = Guy-ill, OBAR guy-ill.

M/F Have you seen the size of it? = Dare/ Dee Is Guy.ill gubout!

Have you got any single horny relatives? = Has do g-shwisda?

My name is Sue. How do you do ? = I'k bin sZÜzzie. Vas gaid up?

Garlic = Kennough Blow. Fish and eggs = Fish und I-air.

Everythin' cool. Ja man ! = Ja man all is Loka / All is im krunen beriech. A rude word = Treak-ig up gain.

Condoms = Gummy. Cheers !! = AuÖfen noise.

Bread crumbs = Brot krummel. Large papers = I'k hab inhalt, has du blat-chjan.

Bear on a bike = Bin Bare aufim farraadd. Back scrubber = Ruchuken schröber.

Are those teeth false? = Has do-'ne pro-tee-zse in dare freasse.

Any good drugs in the house = Habt ear shh-toff im house?

1 = Ejin, 2 = SZwvvjj, Twice = SZwvvjj mAll, 3 = Dryj, 4 = Feerr, 5 = fummf, 6 = Sex……..69 = Zeep zigg Loins zigG. 100 =Hund dirt, 1000 = Toe sand,
Some other useful numbers are. Alcoholics Anonymous; 4537133, Fehmarner Str. 4.
Emergency , Police 110, Fire and Emergency 112
Some good undertakers?
Drug Emergency !!!! 24 h! 030 19237, Ansbacherstr 11,

Der Reichstag, Der Deutsche Bundestag, 030 227-0

The End = Dne Eht.