Some weird's of whiz doom !
Mr Gordonsky's PhonETIC DICTionarY
A knight on a white stallion = Rit-irr-dz na beel-em Ko-knee-y.
A pretty castle = Pe-yek-knee Zaaa-mek.
Animal farm = Zv-ret-sea farm-ah.
Another drink = Esch-tay Yed-eno-Pitt.ee.
Be sure to wear a flower in your hair = Bud-say Yis-tea-Sugh Kit-kO Ve-vla-ich.
Bikes = Ko-low. Boats = Lod-yeah.
Can you feel my pulse ? = Sit-eat-ay Moy tep?
Cobble stoned lane ways = Kot-che-che Hlav-ey fV mal-eek U-litch Kak.
Do you dream in black or white? = Mash snee fV ch-R-nee-ch. Bar-vack neBo Beel-eech.
Do you care? = Zie-E-ma tey To?
Do you fuck on first dates? = Yes-tlay shoo-cash nah pRev-knee skus-say
Do you know? = Z-nash toe?
Do you sell bubble gum? = Pro-daa-vash Zwee-catch-key.
Do you speak English? = M-loo ve-sh Ang-lit-skee
Duck eggs in a platted basket = Kak-knee Vait-say fV plet-en-em Kosh-eek.Uh.
Dye it bright purple thanks = Bar-vee-sh to swet-lo Fee-al-o-vo dick.
Ever made it in a River? = U-dz.say toe deyl-al fV RR-et-say
Forget it = Zaa-po-men naa toe.
Good morning = Dob-ray Yaat-ro.
Grass = Fruit-Ah
Have I told you lately = Vay Suit-sam tea pal-etC-say. U no-he. K!
How about a lemon = At so sit-ron.
I said four = Ya sem RR-ek-el St-ear-RR-eee
If you go to Cesky Krumlov = Yes-t-lay Yed-essh doe tCheskey-ho crumb-lo-va.
Laughter = Sm-eech
May I buy you a drink? = Moo who tea ko-pit pity.
Mouth to mouth resuscitation = Deek-ch-an-knee dz Ust doe Ust.
My varicose veins are giving me gip = My-yeah min-yay sair-ay
Never again…Till the next time = U-sh Nig-g-day…Ash pre-sh-t-yaigh
No future = Neigh bood-ou-ts-nost.
No more alcohol! = U-dz-add-knee Kh-last
On the grass = Na tra-vee-yeaigh
Planes = Let-add-la.
Please don't throw beer at me = Neigh hash PeeVoo na min-yeagh
Toilet paper = High-zell pap-ear.
Screwdriver = Sh-roab-o-vack.
She's got big balls = On-aah mah vel-key ko-lay.
Should I call you an ambulance = Mam tay Za-vol-at san-it-kU
Stomach pump = Vee-pla-ch dz-lood-ku.
Stoned out of my bin = Sk-o-RR-en-neigh na had-ray.
Story of my life = Pre-b-yech may ho dz-ee-vot-A.
Tears of a clown = Sil-z-ay cash-park-A.
The trout = Hin-yead-ee po-stru-K.
Trouser snake = Yed-en-O ockey pin-d-yor.
Two seats in the back row please = D-ve-yeah sed-dad-la fV zad-knee rad-yeah.
Ugly pig = Shh-k-rad-ee pra-say.
Watch out = Poh Zorrrro.
What a load of utter crap! = Neigh-kirm-Mn-yeah tve-ma Cats-ah-Ma.
What on earth is that little thing? = So yeah toe za pirk-o-tynU?
Wolf nipple chips = Kruupa-vee vl-t-chee brad-av-key.
Wooden leg = Drr-ev-a-nagh No-hah.
Would you mind if I asked you a question = Yed-nagh na Ot-ass-ku.
Yes please = Ah-No pro-seam
You want to play pool? = tSesh say zaa-Hrad Cool-etch-neek
Fuck off, you know I love you = Dee-do high-z-loo, tay vy-shh dz-ay tay
Mill-U-You.
1 = Yeah-denn, 2 = D-vee-yeah, Twice = D-vaa-krat, 3 = Trree, 4 = Stear-reeh,
5 = P-yett, 6 = Sh-est, 69 = Sh-ayy-day-sat Devey-yet. 100 = Kilo, 1000 = Leet-rrr,
Some other useful numbers are.
International phone operator: 133 000
Lottery: 71 31 47.
The End = Dne Eht.